Whenever Toby refuses to do anything he is threatened with being transformed further into a dog-like state.īut Toby soon turn the tables on everyone when he realizes that, he too, has the power to change people into animals. It seems the sexual fantasy of everyone is that office is to fuck human/canine chimera that has the body of a Labrador and the head of Walter from "Breaking Bad". Pretty much everyone in the office soon begin taking Toby somewhere secluded so that they can tell him to suck their dick, a request to which Toby can not say no, not only because of his new dog status, but also because the transformation has left him uncontrollably horny. This starts with making him fix coffee and do other people's office work, but soon evolves into rape. Toby is then lead out of the office on a leash and from then on everyone in the office (who all view this as normal) begin using Toby's situation to force him to do their bidding.
Due to the magical collar, Toby loses the ability to refuse any order given to him and begins to transform into some sort of man-dog hybrid as his boss start stripping and molesting him. Here is where the shit hits the fan and splatters over everything as Toby looks down and realizes he is wearing a dog collar. His boss berates him for fucking up one of the company's accounts before asking him if he likes his tie. The story begins when our protagonist, Toby, is called into his boss's office. One that I am going to write as best I can from memory because I refuse to read this thing again only to brush up on the finer points of non-consensual dog fucking. You, as in the person reading this, will be better served with a rundown of the plot from which you can deduce all you need to know about this comic's writing. Like a low budget porno movie, The Office Bitch doesn't contain any of the fundamental, traditional elements that a story should contain beyond a deformed mockery of the concept of "writing". The characters have no personality and the dialog is only a bridge connecting one depraved sexual act to the next. I am going to completely forgo the writing section of this review because, as far as writing is concerned, there is nothing to review. So here's some cute puppies instead to get my mind off this comic. I want some pictures in this review but I don't want any pictures of "The Office Bitch". There is no downfall because there is nowhere lower to go for the comic from the moment it started.Īt the center of hell they read The Office Bitch and weep. (let it be known that I am not linking to anything out of principle) Finally, with vomit spewing from between the fingers firmly covering my mouth, I was able to power through this abomination to bring you a review of the infamous "The Office Bitch". That comic, the review for which you are about to read, had been brought up on our forum multiple times but never reviewed because no one could bare to read something quite so repulsive in order to write about it.
However, there is one webcomic in that article that is not actually listed as one of the example and we have been struggling to review for years. That proverbial well was an old 2009 article called "The 5 Circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell", which 9 out of the 10 webcomics mentioned in it we have reviewed ("Faithmouse" was too confusing and " After Eden" and the other comic mentioned alongside it might as well be the same one). There is one well we have been going to a lot until it had finally run dry.
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